mad-maddie:

I made more.

(via lychgate)

caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

(via thedaiyaoowada)

leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

(via quiixotical)

ookyspookypookie:

Can we look at Archen and Archeops for a second?

Baby goes from
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"Aw yis, one day, I will learn how to fly and I’ll be majestic."

to

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"Shit. ShIT SHIT SHIT SHIT I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. TRAINER, CHANGE ME BACK.

(via thedaiyaoowada)

frentus-wants-to-frickle-frack:

foresthaven:

amporeon:

Just watch.

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

WHAT

(via thedaiyaoowada)

rainbowbarnacle:

skunkbear:

I asked folks to send in some #ScienceValentines - and here are a just few of them (more in our twitter feed).  Tweet more to @nprscience!

Also, these.

HEY SCIENCE FRIENDS <3

(via raideo)

iamtonysexual:

twerktastic:

whenever someone offers you money say ¥€$

"hey man do you need a few bucks for lunch money?"

"YENPOUNDOLLAR"

"whoa jesus calm down my dude just take it"

(via kenweys)

Every MMO that has a free section and member’s section

nekokittyvampires:

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(via liamniisan)

sherlockhound:

tumblr nerds hatin on the superbowl like their damn lives dont revolve around a tv show about a british man in a flying porta potty like dont even front about this

(Source: foxmccloud, via hearticorn)

thundercrumbs:

nobody takes this fucking thing seriously

(via capslockshitty)

nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

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(Source: bird-meme, via capslockshitty)